what has 2 arms but never hugs me?
"why do you listen to kpop when you cant even understand it?"
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
I need to do this
If my girlfriend and I buy a house together
would that make us HOMOwners?
Only if you paint your house thusly:
^ Homowrner’s dream home.
Like the old seasons better - they were a bit more gruesome and dark.
I wonder if you think about me anymore or if you just forgot about me the minute you weren’t legally obligated to care for me.
I shouldn’t care about this.